August 2009
1 post
On my way home I am going to buy more Barry M’s.
I’m an addict.
December 2008
1 post
What a bad day.
Today at my work…they have cancelled access to facebook. Which I gather most works have already done…so we were slow off the mark there.
But this doublie sucks because we are expected not to take lunch breaks…even though we are not paid for one hour of the day. So we were sort of ok not leaving for lunch and then messing around on the inter-min-et for an hour. And now they are...
November 2008
11 posts
Cramming is my preferred study technique….What is not stored in the temporary spaces of my brain right now…is not worth knowing.
I have crammed so much in that i wanna puke and when i do puke it is just gonna be facts that come up.
Last night I was out at dinner with the head of a very big Champagne house…like one of the biggest. Umm I had no idea what to talk to him about… I am pretty sure sitting me next to him was someone’s attempt to get me fired, because I do tend to misbehave…shoot my mouth off etc.
So I talked to him about karaoke! He has never done it but I was all you strike me as a Bruce...
In the back of a Taxi Cab
So this conversation happened in the back of a taxi last night-
Person: It was my Grannies die-ing wish that John McCain would be President.
Me: Well she is dead, so it doesn't really effect her, therefore I don't give a shit what your Granny wanted...she had probably lost it by that stage anyway.
Person: Well I am not sure Obama will be able to do it, he ran a brilliant campaign, but can he be a great President?
Me: I am pretty sure he knew what running for President meant. This is a fucking monumental day.
Person: Well either way it was a monumental election and whoever won it would have been monumental.
Me: What?
Person: Well the first Black President or the Oldest President to be elected. (No irony)
Me: Um it is not monumental to have an old white guy in the White House. It is amazing to have a Black President in our life time.
Person: Barack Obama did not run a campaign as a black man and was not elected because he was black.
Me: But he is black? And he is the President!
American Idol
Ok, I am totally sick of all these people trying to kill my buzz. I am all like, I have really cared about this and followed this election for months, and all of a sudden you chaps are coming at me with opinions that are crap and I know they are crap because I have been following the election suckers….listening to the candidate speeches, debates and shit.
Firstly…this whole arguement...
I am so happy....Oh my I am happy.
I woke up to the best news I have woken up to in the past 8 years, most likely my life. I knew it before I did anything….I knew Obama had won.
I turned on the telly, and then I cried.
And then I went out and bought every newspaper for my newspaper collection.
This totally rules….
Silent night.
Ok, I am starting this blog under an alias. It will probably end up being a really self-indulgent blog…but I am starting with the best intentions. I hope it helps me grow.
The purpose for the alias is this crippling fear that my mother may one day read this blog and find out all kinds of things that may shorten her life.
This is the main reason I have never had a blog before.